happy new year

Happy new year to you too.. May your soul be washed clean and your dance moves smooth… Let Hope set your eyes aflame, your mind be renewed… may you be drunk on joy and wine, but not puke on your shoes… great deeds are born from resolve, for we are here to slay dragons and fly with winged unicorns

orgasmic

The reason why men don’t have multiple orgasms is that if they did, they wouldn’t be doing anything else

maturity

We are different people to different people… maturity is being the same perfection to everybody

compete

Compete with yourself to grow… compete with others to be sure you are not fooling yourself

behind every great man

Behind every great man is a woman checking him out

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high; and you stumble on a stone when you don’t look down once in a while

excuse me

You can learn a lot from other people’s excuses… feel free to use them yourselves!

mighty righty

might is right,
at least in a fight

good, better, best

good, better, best… once in a while one should get some rest

Learning

Learn everything. That way, you get to know a lot.